Job Description
Job Description
Rockstar Dental Hygienist Wanted
Little Silver Dental Care — Where Clean Teeth Meet Questionable Life Choices
- Location: The Jersey Shore - how can you beat that?
- Part-Time: Mondays, Fridays, and Whenever the Vibe is Right
- Ideally, you should live close by so you don't have to drive very far to work
About Us
LSDC is not your grandma’s dental office. (Well, maybe it is.) We’re a super chill, caffeine-fueled, playlist-pumping powerhouse that believes in two things: plaque removal and good vibes. We crown a ‘Floss Champion’ every Friday. It’s mostly about the tiara.
What We’re “Looking” For
- A licensed hygienist (or at least someone who can spell “hygienist” without Googling it)
- Mastery of small talk, large smiles, and suspiciously perfect playlists
- Comfortable with working in an office that thinks lava lamps count as clinical lighting
- Must be able to high-five patients after cleanings and say “BOOM — sparkle time” without irony
- A laugh that can be heard from the parking lot
Bonus Points If You
- Can moonwalk while polishing
- Know your way around a computer. If you know Dentrix, you're a rockstar already!
- Have ever worn sunglasses indoors and meant it
What We Offer
- An elite squad of dental renegades who haven’t sat properly in a chair since 2014
- A strict “no lame vibes” policy
- Pay in actual money (not Bitcoin this time — we learned)
- Free stickers that say “I survived LSDC”
How to Apply
Step 1: Send us a résumé written in crayon.
Step 2: Include a haiku about teeth.
Step 3: Be prepared to perform your interview entirely in interpretive dance while holding a toothbrush like a microphone.
- Disclaimer: Please don’t actually send us your résumé. Unless it’s scented. Then maybe.
If you've gotten this far we are seriously looking for a hygienist to work a couple days per week - one of our long time cleaners is retiring - what a great opportunity!
Little Silver Dental Care
Dr Doug Peterson
18 Ayers Lane, Little Silver NJ 07739
www.littlesilverdetnal.com
(732) 747-1594