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8 Hilarious Out of Office Messages

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Written by Kate Lopaze

Whether you’re going to be out of the office for a conference, a dentist’s appointment, or a much-needed personal day, you’re probably going to put up an automated “out of office” reply in your inbox:

“I’m out of the office [this long]. No, I won’t have constant access to my email. If something’s on fire, please contact my colleague [X@company.com].”

Pretty standard, right? In a more fun world, these are what we’d use instead.

“Let’s get right to the point: Peace out, suckas!”

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“I am out of order until further notice.”

“You won’t even know I’m gone.”

“While I’m out, please don’t hesitate to pester me at my very personal email address.”

“I left because I can’t deal with you anymore.”

“Yeah, you’re on your own, sorry.”

“Leave a message…I’m off doing important and highly professional things.”

[Mic drop.]

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About the author

Kate Lopaze

Kate Lopaze is a writer, editor, and digital publishing professional based in New York City. A graduate of the University of Connecticut and Emerson College with degrees in English and publishing, she is passionate about books, baseball, and pop culture (though not necessarily in that order), and lives in Brooklyn with her dog.

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